I make people adore your business.
My name is Johnrille. I’m the copywriter who rewrites product descriptions for brands who didn’t ask for it (but probably needed it) … tells everyday aliw stories on Substack (that people secretly enjoy) … and the guy who invented an email campaign simulation to pinpoint the missing piece that makes your marketing hit harder. I call it Campaign Test Drive. You should try it…
This is me in my natural habitat.
Seriously, you should try it!
(I’m talking about the Campaign Test Drive syempre)
BUT ONLY IF: You want your business to have this rare asset that generates sales and bookings… just by creating trust-building sales messages that will blow your competitors out of the water.
(At oo, yes, tama ka. I wanted you to try it because it’s also my way of showing that I can make people adore your biz . Para-paraan .😉)
SO HERE’S THE DEAL: Just click the button below and read the page you’ll land on (I won’t spoil it here).
If it feels right to your CEO brain? Join the test drive by entering your Name, Email, Date of Birth, Place of Birth, Childhood Crush, and Your Most Embarassing Moment.
Kidding. It’s just your name and email address.
Do that and it will trigger the simulation, letting you experience exactly how a customer should feel when reading sales emails.
“Why would I wanna do that?”
Because you’ll get to feel what it’s like to receive emails that build trust.
Emails that don’t shy away from selling to people who already know what you do.
Look, if you’re offering something that allows people to make their lives a little (or a lot) better? Or maybe you know you can help them fall in love and grow into a space that adds beauty to their boring and uninteresting days?
Then sell it like you mean it.
It’s a bigger shame not to let people come in if their foot is already in the door.
In a nutshell, Campaign Test Drive will show you how you can…
Fill your business with customers without feeling the need to keep chasing new ones on social media.
But just to keep it straight…
This isn’t magic.
This is all about exposing yourself to a better marketing ROI model for your biz that you might have been ignoring for some reason. I’ll even give you the overall strategy so you can do it yourself.
(Or maybe you’d like me to do them for you. Because surprise surprise, it’s a model that I happen to be great at 😎)
If you’re interested, go read what it’s all about. Click the button: